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The Villainous Vermin

Race:  Skaven
Coach:  Michael F

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May 21st, 2017 - old news
Can the Vermin win the triple??
With the regular season over, Villainous Vermin seems to have a chance to win the only three glories of note; Most Lethal team, top killer and top casualty inflicter.

Sure, there are some limp wristed ball-handlers playing extra games trying catch up, this year we will leave the fools to their follies, and bask in the memories of murders past.
- Michael F
Dec. 11th, 2016 - old news
Nuffle wills it!
Despite ineptitude, confusion and failed rolls, Villainous Vermin is through to the play-off. It took some lucky wins towards the end of the season AND the grace of a couple of clutch wins by Skarteef´s Skidmarks and Cowards of Culloden, but it is clear that Nuffle wants to see Managements dream come true.

Peter Paulsen will die to our furry fists. Nuffle wills it!
- Michael F
Aug. 28th, 2014 - old news
Utter humiliation!
Last season saw the Villainous Vermin do bugger all right. Not only were they beaten 3-1 in casualties, they lost their kill rate with 7-1. That’s seven fucking kills against and 1 measly kill for (and that what just Djengis MacKhan and everyone can kill High Elf linemen, as was thoroughly proven during last season). Balls were fondled during the season, much to the disgust of everyone, but not with sufficient efficiency to get a shot at the play offs and Valentina Tereshkova’s face.

To cap it all off the team received the ultimate dishonor, the Fair Play Prize. Though it was used to grow a claw, it is still the worst thing that has happened in all of Managements decidedly lackluster career, and it has been decided that this season there shall be less time spent groping for balls in piles of angry men, and more time making piles of bleeding men, groping optional.

How that will be done by a team of underdeveloped weaklings is anyone’s guess, but Management has never been known for his grasp of reality.

Also, fuck Valentina Tereshkova. Seriously.
- Michael F
Mar. 23rd, 2014 - old news
Kill the witch - next season!
Is what we meant. Management has decided that since his top hitters couldn't even scratch the skin of a snotling, the Vermin will wait a season before effectuating Valentina Tereshkova's death sentence.
- Michael F
Tournaments played:
Season XXIX, Season XXXII, Season XXXIII, Season XXXVII, Season XXXVIII, Season XXXIX
Trophies won:
2nd place: Season XXXIX
3rd place: Season XXXVII
Fair Play Prize: Season XXXII
Most Leathal Team: Season XXXVIII





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