The Kiss of Death does not play hard. They couldn’t care less about their opponents, but they just don’t enjoy mindless violence in the same way that other lesser races seem to do. Instead they get much more enjoyment out of letting the players from the other team stay alive and taunt them with their incompetence after the game.
As former team captain Casey Jones once said: We don't play to hurt them physically - We play to hurt their feelings!
Still, the captain was known to make exceptions from time to time.
Bulletin board from the coach
Mar. 12th, 2003 - old news
It's only a game coach - Those were the words of team captain Callaway after the game against Dark Moon Dirglers where he singlehanded threw away the win in the dying minutes of the second half. The headcoach didn't look at it the same way and blamed his captain that the team didn't win. Before the game he would have been more than happy with a draw, but as the game developed he almost felt as if his team had lost when the whistle blew for the last time.
- Jonas
Mar. 4th, 2003 - old news
Once again we showed them dark elves that we rule this game! They should really stick to the raiding and killing of defenseless civilisations and let the real elves play Blood Bowl - once and for all!
- Jonas
Feb. 26th, 2003 - old news
After the game against the skaven team 'the Headz' we tried to get a comment from the captain of the 'Kiss of Death', but since only half his body ever made it off the pitch, this was not possible...
- Jonas
Feb. 19th, 2003 - old news
The Kiss of Death got of to a flying start last night when they beat the dark elf side 'Dark Minions of Naggaroth' 4-0! The fans were overly excited about the win, but the headcoach said in an interview after the game that his players only did what one could expect of them. The new young talent Dodge Viper scored two touchdowns in his first appearance for the team and looks like he will be able to challenge Squik A'lot for the title of league top scorer.
Casey Jones
