Ludbik

After a slow start with only a single casualty in each of his first three matches, Ludbikas blessed with a mutation often seen in the minotaur community - a claw.

The Dead Diggers - Deities of Doom (Season XXIV, round 5) match was his first outing with this fresh new appendage. Though it did at times seem to throw off his balance, causing him fall down once or twice, the claw showed its importance. Using it he managed to re-slay Heinrich Schlieman and the powerfull Hans Reinerth, ensuring a total of 86% extra "deadishness" in both!

This feat also ensured Ludbik his first bounty. The challenge now will be to climb the reward list.

Great, nasty things are expected from this player in games to come!

In his first season, Ludbik made 14 casualties, including 5 kills. This earned him the honour of season top killer, and a third position as a casualty inflicter.

Further deaths:
(Blitz U) Off the Wall
Enrico Fermi the 2nd
bent hansen
Frank Borman

As Ludbik entered his old age, he began resting on his laurels, not pulling his considerable weight. His sole contribution seemed to be serving grappling opponents with his tentacles while chewing cud. Even in the game against the Dead Diggers, none of his two casualties were kills. Pathetic. And so, in the final turn, Management ordered the overpriced bovine to charge the rookie zombie Gerhard Bersu, diving on top of him, and impale himself on the zombies rigid body.

Those who would like a momento of this once great player can buy a can of "beef" flavoured dog food from the bargain bin.