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| Mar. 14th, 2009 |
So far so good... Half way through the season we are doing ok. The only unexpected result was the draw against the vampires. The last 4 matches are against some very experienced teams, and as our head coach said at the last pratice " You lot better get ready for some serious competition in the near future. Everyone remember to bring extra armour and whatever consealable weapons you got... "
"We will show no mercy and expect none in return !!!" was the teams response, and the head coach was only happy, that he did not have to enter the pitch on either side of the line the rest of the season... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Mar. 11th, 2009 |
Vampires almost had us for dinner... We almost got our butts kicked by a bunch of vampires and their thralls, now that would have been very unpopular with the fans...
The vamps had apparently been well fed before the match, because they did not feed very much on their thralls. This was not part of our plan scince we had hoped to clear the field of thralls, and then see the vamps follow them off the field....
The vampires constant hypnotic staring relly caused the team a lot of trouble, sometimes leaving 3-4 players standing arround unable to do anything.
We did however make more CAS than we have done in a long time, and the coach is really pleased that we have finaly got a positive CAS score...
Mr Hunterkiller made a fine debut with our only TD of the game and finally we welcome Oddset Hansen to our team, kindly donated by the Wunderbaum crew.... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Mar. 3rd, 2009 |
We hate Migthy Zug... We won the match but Zug sure did knock over a lot of ghouls and mummies. If it had been possible we would have placed a bounty on his head, and then hopefully someone would claim it, so that we did not have to meet that man again....
Again Nuffle timed his blessing perfectly and we stopped the Krakeens offensive and turned it into a TD for our team.
Two games and stll no one has made a TD against us..... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Feb. 17th, 2009 |
A good comeback... Nuffle be praised we are back and he seems to be on our side this season. Our first match saw  Razguhl make a TD by running the ball almost from endzone to endzone (only short one step), after a Dead Diggers ghoul stumbled trying to cross into our endzone....
In second half both Bølle Bob and Brutalis Rex took a rest in the KO box, but this did not prevent the Undertakers scoring their second TD...
Dr. Bythebook was the ref of the match and he send off both teams dirtyplayers, despite beeing given a handsome bribe by the Dead Diggers.
An interesting match, that could easily have been a draw, if Nuffle had not made Dead Diggers ghoul stumble just before entering the endzone.... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Apr. 30th, 2008 |
Beaten by the false gods.... That must have been the most exciting match the team has ever played. Not only did it go into overtime, but it was decided by shoot-out...
The dark gods blessed us in many respects, but the sheer number of flase gods and the one and only Nuffle, really decided the game. Three times the Undertakers coach thought the game had been won and that we were still in the race for the metal, but all three times our luck failed us at the most desicive point....
We have to respect that the great Nuffle, is the greatest god of them all. When he decides to kill off your luck, there is just nothing to do about it.... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Apr. 16th, 2008 |
A desicive win.... With a win against the Army of Lovers we made sure, that we could advance into the playoffs...
The game did see a lot of bashing, but only very few CAS. The greenskins smacked our players arround at will, but were unable to KO or hurt them in any way.
We stopped the Orcs from scoring in 1st half, but only just, and maby with a lot of help from the dark gods.
RIP Kabell scored his first TD of his carreer and put the Undertakers in the lead in the beginning of 2nd half.
Trying to make the equalizing TD at the end of 2nd half Zorglub the Great fell over his ovn feet going for the extra yard thus winning the Undertakers the match. A very exciting game from start to the end.
We owe the Dark gods and Nuffle a lot of thanks, for helping us into the playoffs again this season. |
| - Flemming J |
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| Apr. 13th, 2008 |
An unexpected draw... We had not expected to get any points against the bunnies, so to us its a small victory to achive a draw agains them.
The match was very exciting for most of the time, and even when we were outnumbering the Bunnies almost 2:1 they still managed to put pressure on our offensive...
Although we achived a small victory the day also saw the end of Zumm Sum reanimated life. He was killed by the very dangerous Bunny catcher Ann Tenna Kabell may she burn eternally in hell or a place worse than that....
The last game of the regular season has to be won, if we want to be sure to advance to the playoffs... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Apr. 9th, 2008 |
Another loss... A game that started out well ended in defeat. A massive crowd of 47000 fans were in the stadium ready to support their teams.
The fans decided that the game would be more fun without the ref, so they cracked his skull at the first kickoff of the game.
The first half saw 4 orcs including two blackorcs KOed and an orc thrower as CAS. In return we lost Hack N Slash as CAS.
This meant that we outnumbered the orcs on the field and Mr. J. Khemri was in a great position to score, but Arrg blitzed him off the field and took the ball. After that everything went wrong.
Arrg managed to run from one end of the field to the other with a speed that would have been the envy of any blood bowl player. Needless to say he also made a TD at the end of this long run.
In 2nd half the orcs started off well and made a few more CAS leaving the Undertakers outnumbered, and on top of this none of our regeneration attempts succeded ( this has been a bad trend the last few matches...)
We did manage to stop the orcs from scoring in the very last turn, and thus holding them on one TD, but this game could also have been a tie or a win, had it not been for Arrg ( may he die a slow and painfull death... ) |
| - Flemming J |
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| Apr. 2nd, 2008 |
Darkelfs are dangerous... We won the game and for that we are happy, but if the Darkelfs had chosen to play ball, we would probably have been in trouble...
The first half started out great Nuffle really taunted the darkelfs and we broke their armour almost on every block.
Hack n slash really did well with a CAS and a KO, besides that he drew a lot of attention as usual.
3 of the darkelfs were thrown off the field by the ref for fouling in the first half. This annoyed the fans so much that they beat the ref into a pulp at the start of the second half.
Second half saw the luck change sides, when Nuffle decided to bless the darkelf blitzers. The darkelfs managed to reduce the Undertakers to 4 players by the end of the half.
A bloody and messy game, but it could have been worse, if the darkelfs had been just a bit more lucky in the first half..... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Mar. 26th, 2008 |
Game lost due to poor coahcing... A hard game starting out with two Undertakers beeing KOed and two more stunned. After that Brutalis Rex made his second first turn KO on a Deathroller, in his career.
The rest of the game saw Lachlan Colquhoun make 4 CAS against us, despite our valiant effort to get rid of him. We have placed a reward on his thick skull, because he made Razguhl and Torpedo Hansi miss their next game....
It could have been a draw had it not been for some doubtfull descisions made by the Undertakers coach. A better coach would have achived a draw, and hopefully so will we next time we get the chance.... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Mar. 12th, 2008 |
Beware of the dark gods favourites... For the third time we met Bones and Bandages and for the third time the dark gods favoured us over them...
In the two previous matches the blessings of the dark gods helped us win the games. In this match it was no so much that we were lucky, as the fact that the B&B were cursed by very bad luck through the greater part of the game...
In the first half we maaged to KO two mummies and SI a Blitz-Ra, thus making it very difficult for the B & B to get past our line of defence. The half could have ended 1-0 to the Udertakers, but a big B & B mummy got a little to close for comfort to the Wight who was supposed to score, and the wight failed to catch the ball...
The second half was opend by a TD by Razguhl after a drive where the B & B made a disturbing number of CAS, all of which were regenerated by the Undertakers players ( the Undertakers players did not fail a single chance to regenerate throughout the match )
When the Ball was kicked to the B & B it landed in one of their their endzone corners. And from then on it was all an uphill struggle for the B & B. All attempts to go for it failed and they were unable to break armour for the rest of the match.
The match ended when Razguhl blitzed the throw-Ra holding the ball close to the B & B endzone knocking him over and scoring to the final result of 2-0.
The B & B did attempt to stop Razguhl, and mannaged to knock him over, but he simply dodged away and made his blitz-td move....
Not a fair game in respects of luck, but again we won and the hope for a place in the playoffs is still alive..... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Feb. 26th, 2008 |
Praise to the dark gods... Not since last season have we been blessed so greatly by the dark gods. Nothing went wrong and nothing could go wrong, when our opponents were cursed the way they were.
Snotlings failed dodges and ogres stood arround the field trying to figure out what was happening, wondering why everyone was running arround, when the match had not started yet...
The two players of the game was Zumm Sum who mad two TDs and got the MVP for his effort, and Flænseren who used his new tackle skill to make two CAS on helpless little snotlings.
Not a fair game, but the Undertakers fans dont care, we won and we did not get trashed by the migthy ogres... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Feb. 21st, 2008 |
The false profet... Our first defeat of the season was against the Woodies of our group.
The Woodelf coach spend most of the game predicting terrible things his players could do wrong, but 99% of the times the profecies did not come trough :-)
The one time it actually did, we saw a lone wight knock down a huge tree that the crazy elves had planted in the middle of the field. The tree tried to block the Wigth, but failed miserably ( much to the Undertakers amusement )
Luckily for the Woodelf coach his coaching skills were far better than his skills as a profet. The Undertakers coach found himself outmatched and was happy to keep the Woodies from scoring more than 2 times...
The dark gods must be saving their favour for a future game, and we will need it to beat any of the remaning teams in our group... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Feb. 12th, 2008 |
A good start... We finally got our rematch against the Deranged Damsels and walked away with a win.
This match did not include a lot of violence, but was dominated by passing and dodging. After the last match against the DD, the Undertakers coach complained about the Deranged Damsels strategy, but this time we were better skilled up to meet this kind of challenge.
A good start for this season, but we have ended up in the upper bracket part of the AROSBB leauge, and the rest of the teams will be just as challenging to play against as the DD´s were.. |
| - Flemming J |
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| Nov. 28th, 2007 |
End of our first Arosbb season Well that went quite well didnt it :-)
We achived all our preseason goals and then some:
- We got new 3 zombies for our team (a veteran blackorc, a rookie wardancer and a str. 4 ghoul)
- We won 8 out of 11 matches, tied 1 and only lost 2...
- We got all the way to the semifinals and even won a bronze medal....
Next season we will hopefully be back for more bloodbowl, assuming that the head coach does not get too fond of the norse team, that he will be coaching in the offseason cup (Kyndes cup).
Our MVP for this season must be Razguhl, closely followed by our one man army Brutalis Rex
3 Cheers for the Undertakers for their brilliant achivements in their first season.... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Nov. 28th, 2007 |
The dark god's favourites... Our first season in Aros and we won 3rd place....
A match where the Undertakers coach experienced emotional ups and downs many times. The Khrmri team played their bashing and fouling game well. 7 Undertakers left the field KOed, Badly hurt or dead before the end of first half...
Very few mistakes were made by the two coaches, if any at all. This forced the Undertakers to gamble a bit, in order to gat a 2-0 lead. The gamble was succesfull, and as they say " Who dares wins " ....
For the second time in the season we beat the Bones & Bandages, and for the second time the game should have been a tie ( this time resulting in an overtime we did NOT want, hence the gamble was made...)
The party in the Undertakers camp will probably not end anytime soon......... unless we run out of people to sacrifice to the dark gods, as tokens of our gratitude for the impressive bronze medal we won in our rookie season..... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Nov. 21st, 2007 |
And then we ran out of luck... Twice we had the chance to score, and both times we failed... First time was in the end of first half, where a couple of ghouls fumbled the ball a few yards from the end zone.
Second time was when Forest Gump failed his dodge into the endzone, and the orc blitzer trying to hold him back did not even know the art of tackling....
Other highlights of the match was when our team wizard blasted down H. T. Bush and seriously injuring him, the apo tried to help but to no avail.
This did not stop the orcs from scoring, but maby the Devine Rats will appriciate it, scince they have to meet the Elf Huggers in the finals.
The last important thing that happend was when Brutalis Rex killed Nero in the second half. This meant that a new zombie, called Nero Reborn, rose to join our team.
A close match that should at least have gone into overtime, but the dark gods must have abandoned us, despite all the sacrifices we have made to them..... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Nov. 14th, 2007 |
The best undead team in the leauge... We got to play the team we hoped for in the 1/4 final. We knew that Zhatans Re-Animated were missing their top player, and that we outnumbered them in total players as well as in number of ghouls....
The Undertakers made very few mistakes in the game and the players preformed well, without beeing forced to use luck to achive victory. 2 cas and 2 TDs are more or less avarage for the team these days, so the Dark gods were saving their blessings for the next game hopefully...
The match saw the second zombie of the season rise to join our team. For this we are thankfull ofcause. There will be two other bashing teams in the semis, so the more expendable players we have the better...
Now we can just hope for the norse and the Khemri teams to rip each other apart and that we will be lucky enough to meet the leftovers.... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Nov. 7th, 2007 |
A very close call.....again We bloody well won again...... who can belive it ??? The only downside to our success is that Odder is running out of young virgins we can sacrifice to the dark gods...... maby we will soon reach the end of our luck ?
Our local fans are beginning to show signs of anger, scince the number of women in their town has been drasticly reduced..... but all we can say is that Blood bowl is more important than women....
Besides that it was a very interesting game, the tides kept turning and the game went into overtime, where Razguhl saved the day for the Undertakers again....
Long live Razguhl !!!
If anyone has got some young virgins for sale please dont be shy, we have lots of gold :-) |
| - Flemming J |
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| Oct. 31st, 2007 |
Undertakers fans win the game... The match was of on importance, scince both teams allready were qualified to the playoffs. Bones & Bandages could advance to the 1 st place of their group by winning, but this did not seem to be of too great importance for them.
Only 8000 Undertakers fans came to see the match, there by beeing outnumbered by more than 2:1 by the Bones & Bandages fans.
The first half was spent hunting Finn Fumble arround the field with the 3 veteran ghouls. This was not very sucessfull so Brutalis Rex took out the Thro-Ra and send him off the field, in the end of the half.
The Khemris made a last atempt at scoring, but they never were very good at throwing the ball :-)
Second half started well, untill the Bones & Bandages blasted the cage arround the ball carrier down. Left all to himself Anton retreated back to the Undertakes own backfield.
An attempt to drive up the other side of the field was stopped by two Khemri mummies, and then it was time for herorics....or not. Anton tried to dodge away from the mummies, but fell on his nose and dropped the ball. Razguhl knocked down a Blitz-Ra and recovered the ball, but ended up on the edge of the sideline.
Benny Bandage did not let this chance go by and send Razguhl flying into the stands with the ball...
This would normally be a bad thing, but as it turned out, Razguhl landed in the section of the stands where the few brave Undertakers fans were located.
The fans made sure that Razguhl was unharmed and threw the ball all the way to the Bones & Bandages endzone, where Torpedo Hansi could pick it up and run for a last second TD..... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Oct. 10th, 2007 |
A draw against the Eurobowl Champs A draw against the Eurobowl Champions is as good as a win against them :-) At least thats what the Undertakers think after last nights game against group Ds top team.
The entire first half was downhill for the undertakers. The dwarfs marched down the field knocking down anyone in their way, but our fearless and apparently thickskulled skeletons only ended up stunned, after the many bocks that put knocked them over.
Other players woke up in the KO box, but easily found their way back to the pitch after the end of first half, due to two lovely Bloodwiser Babes staying there to nurse them into shape again.
At the start of second half the Eurobowl Champions got their second BLITZ at kickoff against the Undertakers. Despite this Brutalis Rex took out Grumbledook with a single block, taking the infernal lawnmower out for the rest of the game.
Second half also saw Hack N Slash enter the pitch, bringing the dwarfs attention to his chainsaw and taking their eys away from the ball carrier.
Hack N Slash did very little carnage, but took a lot of attention. He was stunned 3 times during the half, but refused like the rest of the skeletons to leave the field.
The team wizard shot down a dwarf, who was trying to hold back the ball carrier, and that left the way open for him to deliver the ball to Razguhl.
Nobody has made a TD against the Eurobowl Champions in season 19.....untill now. Razguhl made a long stop at the edge of the endzone, before walking across the line in the end of the second half.
During the second half both dwarf slayers were taken out, one by a fouling skeleton and the other in a more natural way. This together with the exit of the deathroller left the Eurobowl Champions with a rather understrength defence. The Undertakers managed to hold the dwarfs at bay for the time needed to ensure that the Eurobowl Champions did not get time to score a second TD.
We also got through the game without any deaths or serious injuries. ´Before the game, the coach really feared the number of fatalities and injuries we could expect against a team like the Eurobowl Champions.
Nothing happend and all the players walked away without a scratch....just like in all our other matches:-)
A game well played by the Undertakers players ....... luck added by the sacrifice of 100 virgins to the dark gods :-) |
| - Flemming J |
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| Oct. 2nd, 2007 |
Another win shames our pre season goals Head coach Troels J of the infamuos Smakkdown United is truely amongst the most unlycky BB coaches we have met to date.
Smakkdown United started the game by reciving the ball and driving a strong cage forward on their rigth wing. After a massive runble involving the better part of the players on the field, the Undertkers managed to get a hold of the ball. The ball was then passed to Torpedo Hansi who took the ball into the endzone at the end of the first half, bringing the Undertakers into the lead.
It was a very interesting game we had against the chaos dwafs. At more than one occation we truely believed that the Smakkers would tie the game, but then the " luck factor " hit them in the face with a club and saved the Undertakers :-)
All the Smakkdown United 3 apothecaries were used up in the first half of the game, so the chaos dwarfs lived up to their reputation as the " fragiles " of the D group, in this game too. |
| - Flemming J |
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| Sep. 26th, 2007 |
The Undertakers win again... Before season start we had rather modest goals for our team. We hoped for a few wins....got 3 of them now. We also hoped to boost our roster with a player or two from another team... got 1 of them now.
The game against the addicted Lunatics clan started out bad. The goblin fanatic knocked down and stunned 5 or 6 Undertakers in the first 3 turns. He was later voted MVP for the effort.
The first half was a game of " turning tides ". The gobilns started out with the ball, but then it changed hands a few times, before Razguhl got hold of it and made a TD in the end of the half.
At the start of the second half the Undertakers were reciving the ball, and the 3 KOed gobboes and the KOed troll were still sleeping, leaving the goblin team rather understrength, compared to the undertakers 13 players.
An early blitz took out the goblin bombardier Mogg Shortfuse, and left the gobboes with even fewer tools to stop the Undertakers offensive.
This did not stop them knocking over the Undertakers ball carrier and almost stealing the ball.However their lack of players prooved decisive, so the Undertakers new Ghoul Torpedo Hansi took the ball and ran for his first TD.
A very exciting last turn for the goblins almost resulted in a one turn TD, but a failed dodge into the endzone closed the match. |
| - Flemming J |
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| Sep. 20th, 2007 |
A close call... We got what we came for and then some... Our goal for the match was a draw, and a minimum of casualties amongst the teams players.
We walked away with a win and only one casualty, which was regenerated.
The massive amount of sacrificed virgins, really proved worthwhile again. The dark gods helped the Undertakers break enemy armour again, so next game the number of sacrificed virgins will be twice as high.....or no.... three times as high as this time !!
We did manage to avoid the four bad Pyramid mummies for most of the game, and made sure to punish the Khemri skeletons for their poor choice of armour.
One could argue that the Undertakers were lucky in this match, but fortune favours the brave..... or is it the foolish ?!?
Praise the dark gods and praise to Razguhl the one-man-army of the game.... |
| - Flemming J |
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| Sep. 12th, 2007 |
Bloody women running arround...... Those bloody Amazon women were running arround the field, dodging and only figthing the figths of their choice........ What happend to good old fashioned mass brawling ??? How are we supposed to kill them if they keep running away ???
The coach promises more blood next game, knowing that we probably will run into a team, more willing to meet us face to face........
No zombies for the team this time and poor old Forest Gump will have to miss next game, due to a rather rough treatment by the fans, when he was pushed into the stands......
Strategy for next game : More bashing and less running. |
| - Flemming J |
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| Sep. 4th, 2007 |
Great debut The Undertakers had a great debut against Wild Wood Warriors. Our primary goal for this season was to boost our roster with players from other teams, and in our fist match we found a voulenteer wood elf wardancer by the name Google.
This was not the only success, we also managed to win the game 3-2 due to a massive pounding of the woodies in the games first three rounds. The pounding left the woodies with only 1/2 to 2/3 of a team for the rest of the game.
The dark gods did their best to help us break the woodies armour during the whole game, so we will make sure to sacrifice an extra virgin before our next game, as a token of our gratitude...... |
| - Flemming J |
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| July 31st, 2007 |
Ready to rumble... The expectations for our first season are ofcause limited, but we hope to boost our team roster with a few guys from some of the other teams........ and win a frew games...... |
| - Flemming J |
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