A Fine day of the beginning of Season 17. We have Snot n´Ogres versus Gobs n´Trolls 25.000 fans are watching. 11.000 for goblins and 14.000 for snotlings scream at each other. The Teams are marching onto the field.. We have the big guys, 4 ogres and... 3 trolls?? This have never been seen before in a startion match for a team, Ripper Bolgrot have joined the Lunatics for this match along with Bommer Dribblesnot.. this is going to be interesting.
The Goblins win the dice toss and are getting ready to recieve. The Ball is kicked and.. wait.. the Snot n´ Ogres are changing their defence..
Now the goblins act, trying to adjust to this new defence.. Grok Wipeknocker blocks.. tried to remember what he have been told in teamtraining.. but fails.. although he knocks himself and Warull Fleshtearer down.. the ogre is unhurt, but the troll is placed in the reserves box to wake up after regenerating.
The Ogres moves onwards but not far.. now we se Bommer Dribblesnot have lit the bomb and is throwing it.. at his own feet.. BOOM.. the smoke is clearing.. 3 goblins are lying down.. Bommer Dribblesnot is Badly Hurt and his private apoth drags him out, another goblin was knocked down, but is only stunned.. the third were already prone and did not make it away in time, he is Badly Hurt as well… The Goblins realise they have to act now, and gets the defence ready if the ball should be fumbled.. there is the pass from Flugskull Snarkfoot.. its in the air.. but what that.. the snotling Derghall the Immovable jumps and grabs the ball in the air.. a snotling interception.. now we have seen it all.
The Snotlings are forming a… cage.. with only snotlings.. the troll Wumph Headball is told to throw a goblin.. but his toes are much more interesting.. the snotlings moove further downfield.. the second troll Grok Wipeknocker agrees to Throw a Teammate.. he picks him up.. he is not hungry.. and he throws him.. between his feet.. well.. trolls have never been that smart..
A Single goblin tries to blitz the ballholder.. but manages only a pushback.. ouch.. and now he is amongst the fans.. and he is Knocked Out. Nunph Grumblesneeze blocks Fug the Irate.. and Badly Hurts him.. he had nothing to do with the cage or the ball.. he were just nearby the mad goblin.. But now Derghall the Immovable stumbles in for a touchdown.
2nd half is just beginning.. the Snotlings are receiving. The ball is kicked.. it’s a high Kick.. a snotling runs over to catch the ball.. but fails. The Ogres go onwards, pushes the trolls back.. Boomboom Headcheese lights a bomb.. but drops it on his foot.. BOOM.. the smoke clears.. and another bombardier is carried Badly Hurt off the field.
Now the Ogres go onwards again.. Grok Wipeknocker is knocked down.. now a group of snotlings gather around.. they are kicking him.. the ref manages to catch one of them.. but the troll is stunned..
The Goblins make ready for an attack.. Chuckkolt Dumblonk moves in behind the trolls.. waiting for his chance.. but is jumped by two snotlings.. one behind his legs.. another blitzes and jumps straight at the chainsaw.. the snotling Gargh the Infested is Badly Hurt.. but thar looney also fell.. and the Chainsaw also landed on him.. he is hacked to pieces.. blood everywhere.. dead on the spot.. his coach takes another cup of fungus beer.. “hopee der chainsaww is not damagedd.. theyr costly much”
Once more we have a snotling cage, this time flanked by ogres moving downfield. Having no bombardiers left, the goblins have to try themselves.. but that failed. snotling Rarott the Sinister sneaks in for the second touchdown.
The teams set up for the last minute drive.. The troll Wumph Headball knocks down an ogre.. Ripper Bolgrot is ready to Throw a Teamate, a goblin is waiting.. Gufult Nitpuff goes for the ball.. but fails to pick it up.. that ends the match 2-0.
